groans:

yeah we all used to be somebody

groans:

yeah we all used to be somebody

(via zexual)

1 hour ago
182 notes

beautifulblacksheep:

williams-sonoma:

Skip the drive-through and get lucky.

DIY: Lucky Mint Milkshake

I am so glad this is mint, I thought they were making a collard green milkshake and I was so upset

^^^same

(via milesjai)

1 hour ago
39,954 notes

leinabby808:

anus:

the scary thing about dating is that you are either going to marry that person or break up

deep thoughts from an anus

(via thefuuuucomics)

1 hour ago
1,182,782 notes
prettythingsandangelwings:

jaclynxhyde:

devi13:

moniquill:

NO PETTING, ONLY MURDER

Clumsy, adorable murder

IT’S SO FLUFFY AND SWATTY AND ROLLY AND PERFECT I CAN’T HANDLE THIS OH GOODNESS HELP ME

I need 20

prettythingsandangelwings:

jaclynxhyde:

devi13:

moniquill:

NO PETTING, ONLY MURDER

Clumsy, adorable murder

IT’S SO FLUFFY AND SWATTY AND ROLLY AND PERFECT I CAN’T HANDLE THIS OH GOODNESS HELP ME

I need 20

(Source: airgenawesome, via thefuuuucomics)

1 hour ago
206,277 notes

petitloupp:

solluxey:

ghostgif:

anti-social-texting:

flamingos really piss me off like what the hell are they doing??????

lookin 4 tha party

single and ready to flamingle 

i’m done with this website.

3 days ago
533,229 notes

gayerthanjew:

i feel my american-bred sense of entitlement the most when i get annoyed that the ‘united states’ is sorted in alphabetical order on a drop down menu and not just listed at the top

(via thefuuuucomics)

1 hour ago
75,274 notes

lordbape:

straight men still pretending they don’t know and can’t recognize if another guy is handsome in 2013

(via thefuuuucomics)

1 hour ago
361,061 notes

jaj-vmd:

andythanfiction:

2-hell-n-back:

I can’t stop laughing at this. 

The alarming thing is how long it took me to realize that this wasn’t two gifs of Jamie Lannister.

AGREED^^^^

(Source: hell-and-infinity, via pinklightning1119)

1 hour ago
130,901 notes

deathpup:

shrexything:

babyferaligator:

oomshi:

is masturbating while smoking weed called masturblazing 

no its called highjacking

guys no it’s weedwhacking

no its called dissapointing ur mother

(via thefuuuucomics)

1 hour ago
473,597 notes

h0odrich:

is it rude to ask for ur virginity back??

(via thefuuuucomics)

3 days ago
108,945 notes

must-be-a-lesbian:

maggy is my fave and she is super hot

(Source: rakimizmayismadangel)

3 days ago
28,982 notes